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tygridia:

hi-from-me:

fauxgingerwithasoul:

MARGARET THATCHER TRIED TO THROW THE MINISTER OF MAGIC OUT THE WINDOW.

SHE WASN’T CALLED THE IRON LADY FOR NOTHING.

I’m sure at least for 20 years we will continue to find minor details like this about Harry Potter series

Guys, you just made my day… I’m going to laugh for a whole week thanks

punkbread:

*lies awake at night wondering why im not cute*

thurdsay:

*has tumblr open in three tabs*

porfonto-porifin replied to your post: porfonto-porifin asked:10 + 9 + 8…

Arthur Kirkland?

yes

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

yo the simpsons be droppin truth bombs 

souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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oncemoreforluck:

drarna:

it’s weird how people say “follow your dreams” instead of “follow your ambitions” because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people’s fashion sense

please follow your dream

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